Dear diary (and all you wonderful perverts out there who read this diary): Well, it is the last day of the year, and I have resolved to make next year a wonderful, salacious, unh-filled celebration of all that is good and naked and naughty. To that end, my resolutions… Will obviously lose 20 lbs. Preferably via long walks with the puppy, as much aerobic sexual activity as I can manage to...
Every year around this time I find myself wondering how the hell the year went so fast – where did it go? Can I get it back? The old maxim about time speeding up as you get older is 100% true. Tomorrow is my birthday. I can’t quite believe I’m going to be 32, which sounds so very old in my head, though I know it’s not. It’s just that I don’t feel like...
I love it when hoaxes, like the one about blowjobs reducing the risk of breast cancer, make the rounds. Mainly because I’m an Internet geek, and I love the dynamics of a very powerful meme. But let’s be honest here. I’m not a fan of sucking cock because it might reduce my risk of breast cancer. In fact, if I were a fan of reducing risk, I’d give head with a condom on just...
Vanilla Sex Goddess has summed up some thinking I’ve been doing quite nicely (saving me from having to actually come up with the words myself – bless her): The reality of the matter is his expectations are clear on what he thinks will happen. And while can’t say I wouldn’t want to have sex with him, I like to think that it is my choice, and that when a guy takes me out, he...
The problem with Halloween is I love to dress up, but I never have time to devote to thinking about a costume until it’s almost too late to get anything good, and even if I do… well, the costs involved in the kinds of costumes I invariably imagine are prohibitive when I have less than two weeks to save. This year, for example. It occurred to me quite suddenly the other night that what...
So, I set up an About Me page a while back and then did absolutely doodly-squat with it. I had in mind I’d go back through my old posts, pull out some relevant ones, and give a brief overview to go along with it. But really, since the page is to help you guys learn more about me, understand me a little better, I thought maybe I should ask you. Is there anything you want to know about me? My...
Everybody uses something to get themselves off, at least some of the time. Some people play back memories of sex they’ve had, others fantasize about sex they’d like to be having. Still others look at magazines, watch porn, spy on their neighbours having sex, read a sexy story or book, you get the idea. My first external source (i.e. not fantasies) was when I discovered my...
The Dirty Whore has been talking about faking it. It’s such a relief to see another sexually aware, indescribably juicy, fully in love with the unh woman admit that yep, she fakes it. Not all the time of course. But my body is greedy about its orgasms. It doesn’t give them away easily. There are times when I can’t make myself come, dammit, and I’m the biggest expert there...
Vikki has been an incredibly busy girl of late, and exhausted as well. You’d think that would make me less horny and less likely to dally around with myself, but the opposite has been true. I’ve been obsessed lately. The slightest thing—the delicious curve of an ass seen on the subway, a sexy email from one of my readers (and there have been several lately, thank you! I promise...
Okay, so dirty little secret-sharing time here. First, a big disclaimer: I think what has been going on in the Catholic church is horrifying. I also am not a big fan of organized religion, particularly Catholicism, so this diary entry has nothing to do with advocating Catholicism, illegal sexual behaviour by priests, etc. Now that I’ve got that out of the way, then… I have a...