Oh, I do love falling in lust. You talk to him, hear his voice, imagine the things you could do to each other and everything below the waist just clenches. Fantasies are born. Your heart pounds when they're around. Sometimes you think you could come from just a single touch, a single lick, a single word.
Desperately Trying writes: “As soon as I moved in with him, our sex life began to dwindle. First once a week, and now maybe once every four to six months. I wanted to keep open communication about it so that we wouldn’t end up where we are today, which is a very sexless relationship. It is not even about the sex, but the intimacy at this point. He is stressed out, never happy, never...
I want to live long enough to be a sassy old broad with memories full of smiles. I want to live long enough to be a sassy old broad sitting on my husband’s knee and laughing about the good old days. Crazy as it seems, there are days when these two dreams feel mutually exclusive. You remember the days of cartoons? On one shoulder, an angel, pious and good. Encouraging you to hold out for...
You know that BDSM is gaining mainstream acceptability when you begin to see charming bits of it crop up in your favourite TV shows. Last week’s Buffy epsiode was a shocker for me. For those who watch the show, follow along. For those who don’t, you may be a bit confused, but try to stick with me here. I haven’t really liked Spike. Legions of my girlfriends find him sexy and...
Have you ever wondered if the snake that enticed Eve to eat the apple in the first place, thereby causing the destruction of man and humanity’s exile from paradise, was actually Adam’s randy penis in the first place? How would history have changed if this were true? (In point of fact, of course, this may very well have been true… since men wrote history.) Alas, we’ll never...
I’ve rented porn sporadically for the past, oh, ten years or so. I’m not what you’d call a heavy consumer – I rent less than five movies a year, in general – but I do occasionally enjoy porn. More so since I found gay male porn, which is about a million times better than hetero porn, as I’ve said before.Why don’t I rent more? A few reasons. Money. Lack of...
There are eternal favourites of mine, of course. Seeing naked skin (my own, someone else’s – it doesn’t matter) in soft lighting. Someone kissing the back of my neck. Or the back of my knees. Eating food from someone else’s fingers. Music that reaches you in places down deep, like Morcheeba. Surreptitious naughty touching in a public place.Intelligence, too, is a powerful...
Okay, this entry shall come with a warning: If you are a television snob (read: you love the Simpsons but eschew teen shows) you might as well walk on by. I have a secret confession to make. I’m addicted to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And I mean seriously addicted. As in taping the show, owning all the episodes I can buy on video… you get the idea. That’s neither here nor there, I...
First, turning thirty last month was no picnic. Particularly when there are such good times to look forward to in the future. Oi! Second, a warning to any woman considering the birth control shot called DepoProvera. I was on the thing for nearly a year, and the second half of that year I didn’t notice anything wrong… but again, I did find myself masturbating less (but I was busy, I...
Now that’s funny.
Talk about not helping the average Sue to overcome her fear of the dentist…
The award that every erotica writer lives in fear of.