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sexual records

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Spent some time today trolling the Sexual Records web site. Interesting stuff. Kind of like the Guiness Book of World Records for sex. status orgasmus According to the site, this means prolonged orgasm. The longest ever recorded? One woman orgasmed for 43 seconds. That’s 25 successive contractions. Talk about a wild ride. I can’t even imagine the recuperation time needed after that...

the caloric content of semen

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The official word is out, and it’s heartening to behold. The caloric content of semen is something I’ve joked around with my girlfriends for years. Somewhere along the line I got it in my head that it was around 75 calories. I thought this was A Good Thing. After all, what’s 75 calories in the whole grand scheme of things? If anything, I used this small caloric content over the...

and so it begins

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My inaugural posting to this diary! Seems like I should thank a person or three here, before I get on to the goodies: Jeannie: For teaching me new Photoshop and Illustrator tricks, and sitting with me poring over nudie pictures for hours without once getting embarassed while we searched for the definitive herdesires picture. I think I shocked her a bit with the final choice, but it was so...

monologues

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It's hilarious. Moving. Touching. Discomforting. There were times I laughed so hard my sides hurt, and other times the stories moved me to tears. Some of the sad facts peppered throughout the monologues left the entire audience still, in silent acceptance that the world we live in is not always a sex-positive and friendly place to be.

the clitoris

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I ran across this passage in a women's erotica book I purchased recently: “Sacred and magical little organ! Praise be to it, she thought. Temples should be built in its honour, ceremonies inaugurated. There was no other part of the human body fashioned exclusively for enjoyment. Only the vibrant clitoris, instantly responsive to stimulation.”

what you don’t know about me

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You know that I dream of sliding your cock between my lips. Giving pleasure to my lover is something that transcends arousal, for me - it's everything. There is nothing more erotic, more satisfying, more unbelievable than giving untold pleasure to your partner and watch the pleasure ride them until everything breaks loose and they jump and shudder and moan.

being a tease

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I'm not a tease, per se, but I do love teasing. A “tease” is someone who promises one thing but doesn't deliver. Teasing, to me, just means building anticipation until its reaches a peak, then delivering on your promises. I think it's a highly underrated sexual technique; it's really an excellent method that travels well - meaning that if you're in public, it's still something you can...

the mystery of male arousal

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I've often wondered how long a man, truly, can be aroused. As a woman, I know the time is long - I can be aroused for hours and hours, like a slow simmering pot. There doesn't even have to be an orgasm near the end - so long as the arousal doesn't reach that state of “critical mass”, it's not a requirement to have an orgasm. Arousal, in and of itself, is a pleasurable state.

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