So… haven’t been many posts lately. Thank goodness we can always depend on DW and the newly-returned-from-salacious-orgy Bacchus. Yes, I know there are thousands of other sex bloggers out there, and I read them occasionally (if I ever get to it, I’ll also have a blogroll of sorts on the side, but that requires a redesign, and as you’ll see, my time is limited). But those...
Oh. My. God. I just found it. I have no idea how it would feel to wear it, but oh, how I would die to experience it. The TongueJoy vibrator. The idea, really, of the tongue – and vibration – at the same time – argh. Reminds me of one of the few times I actually came via oral sex – we were trying out my very first silver bullet. Myself, and He With The Magical Hands. Which...
A while back I posted losing my virginity, part 1. A reader recently reminded me I never did post part 2, which is equally funny in its own way. So here goes. A few months after the first attempt, I was re-dating a boyfriend Iād been very close to in high school. I had wanted to give him my virginity, anyway, back then, so sure. He could be the one. After a few weeks of dates, we decided we were...
You know, being in a sexless marriage was one of the most difficult things in my life. I felt very alone, very ugly, very worthless. And very frustrated, because I found my husband wildly attractive. The worst part of all, however, was being alone. The point is, I talked about these times in my life during two major posts: the sexless marriage, and the sexless marriage, redux. Funny things...
Dear diary (and all you wonderful perverts out there who read this diary): Well, it is the last day of the year, and I have resolved to make next year a wonderful, salacious, unh-filled celebration of all that is good and naked and naughty. To that end, my resolutions… Will obviously lose 20 lbs. Preferably via long walks with the puppy, as much aerobic sexual activity as I can manage to...
Finally back from the parents’, and a Merry Christmas was had by all. Except… oh, this ongoing fantasy I’ve been having is wickedly potent. It’s probably the celibacy doing it. I mean, sure, it’s been ages since I actually had man-flesh next to my skin, and also the lack of places or opportunity to touch myself while visiting the folks, it’s bound to drive a...
For your delectation, a lovely gallery of bound wenches in the holiday spirit.
I really like the one where she’s tied with white mini-lights. It just looks so festive.
And I’m nothing if not all about the festive at this time of year. š
Santa, guess what I want for Christmas?
The panties say “I’ve been naughty” on the front, and “Spank Me” on the back. I’d like several pairs, please. š I am finding myself increasingly depressed by what I’ve been finding in the kinky personals. Married men. By the bucketful, really. Even though my profile clearly states I’m not interested in married men. I wish I were, you know. I wish I...
For spankophiles, nothing says I love you like a whap on the bottom. During the holiday season, why not show your love with a Christmas theme? Nothing says Christmas like a light caning on the bottom with a PVC candy cane. Don’t know how to make one? Here are all the instructions you need! I don’t know how much abuse this cane could take, or how much force you could put behind it (I...
I was going to wait to share this until later, but I’m feeling guilty about leaving that hate-filled spew that was my last post as the first thing visitors see when they visit. So, I have another naughty Christmas link to share! Yes, you read it right. Santa Claus Porn. It’s a pay site, and I haven’t seen behind the curtain, so no guarantees on its quality, but funny funny funny...