Now, I know what you’re thinking when you read that title. You’re thinking that Vikki must have been getting herself all kinds of wild, over the top, major-home-appliances-involved kind of kinky sex to have hurt her nose. And it’s an amusing thought, really. I’m almost inclined to play along. But no. So how did I hurt my nose? It’s simple, really. Was making the...
So a while back I mentioned finding a blog written by a gentleman, ostensibly not connected to drug companies in any way, who was keeping a record of his experiment with penis enlargement drugs. I don’t know why I thought of this tonight, but I did, so I went back to look at how his progress was. Amazingly, through a combination of the pills and some exercises, he gained about 30 mm (Google...
Whole bunches of stuff to talk about today… sorry it’s been so long since my last post! The Viagra Prank: This guy decided to give Viagra a whirl, to see what all the fuss was about (link snagged via Kottke). Aboslutely hilarious adventure. My favourite quote: I suddenly realized that my wife hadn’t taken a drug. She was this way naturally. Do you see what I’m, ah, driving...
Now, I’ll be the first to admit that I’m simply terrible with email for this site. It’s not you, honestly – I love you all. But between the day job (200+ emails/day), the night job (50+ emails/day), and personal emails, I’m one overloaded chickie when it comes to email. I can promise I read every one with delicious delight. I thank each and every one of you for...
The boy helped me to realize another fantasy the other night. It was one of the most erotic and exciting moments of my life, and I just had to share it with you. Those of you who have been regulars around here know my curiousity with the tease. Particularly the slightly more structured world of “tease and denial”. Not that I believe in outright denial, per se – I like to think...
As long as I can remember, I’ve had a fantasy about porn theaters. Most of the time, it’s pretty demure – go there with a lover, cop some naughty feels, maybe kneel on the sticky floor and take him in my mouth while he watches the action onscreen. In my fantasy, the “theater” looks like one of those lovely old theaters before the word multiplex became part of our...
I’m a naughty, naughty girl. But I’ve finally received the spanking that was so long overdue. It hasn’t whipped me into obedience, quite yet – but I will say that oh, how I have missed the feel of a big, strong hand connecting with my tender bottom. The boy knows how to spank. Damn. Shudder. Perhaps, with due diligence and earnest application of discipline, I will in time...
Well, the imagined new design is now cut, styled and up for your perusal. It’s been tested in most major browsers on PC, but if it looks wonky for you, please let me know. Finally, I have a blogroll of sorts – been meaning to do so for ages, if only for myself so I can hop down to my favourite sites anytime I like. Can you believe I’ve been doing this for five years? It’s...
Amusingly, just as soon as I complained about not having enough time to do some reconstruction work on this blog, I got inspired by a snazzy illustration and reworked the whole canoodle in an hour in Photoshop. It’s sexy and I think you’ll all like it; look for it within the next week or so. I see the new boy in my life this evening. Strange, to be this excited about seeing someone...
DeeGee Girl wrote recently: He laid me on the bed and ran his hands across my body. “I need to fuck your ass,” he said quietly. There was no preamble. No foreplay. But I was so turned on by the prospect that I leaned on my side and waited for him to lube himself up. She goes on to write about a wonderfully decadent time had by all, with just the right touch of D/s to make my toes curl...