I am so horny tonight it feels like my skin has Pop Rocks (remember that candy, from when we were kids?) inside. Nothing specific spurred it on, but oh baby, it’s there now. If you were here, I’d strip you all naked and lay you out on furniture like fabric swatches I’m trying to decide between. Men and women alike. I’d sample each of you like fine truffles and amuse...
advice to the online seeker
After keeping a sex-related blog for the last four years, using the services of several different online personals sites, and generally meeting men online in a variety of ways including via chatrooms and forums, I’ve come across enough of a sample to be able to know what is going to work. For me, at least. And guys, I love ya, but some of you have completely terrible online manners...
insert standard disclaimer
I have never had two men at once. Yes, I’ve fantasized about it for ages. Yes, I would probably try it if the opportunity presented itself. OK, who am I kidding, I’d be the first one nekkid. 🙂 Nor have I ever been a Domme. Not sure I could pull it off. All those disclaimers aside, oh how this photo (right) turned me on. I mean Big Time turned me on – think of guys looking at...
true story: anal sex?
Bacchus was talking about anal first-times (bad one mentioned here) and it got me to thinking about my own sort-of first time, only time, really. This entry could be subtitled “Why you should not have hot completely drunk monkey sex with a bad back”. About that bad back. Most of the time it’s OK. But I’m careful. I know what I can and cannot do with it. I can do many...
watching the erotic google dance
I always love learning how people found this site. I’ve been found in some truly interesting and deeply perverted ways, which makes Vikki a very happy and juicy girl. 🙂 A lot of the time it seems like people are looking for information or advice, and it makes me a little sad to know how little of it they may find here. Still, I hope these searchers found what they were looking for…...
it’s not just about the naughty bits
An interesting discussion is going on at the Erotica Readers site. It’s about the tendency of some men (and some women, for that matter) to focus only on the naughty bits (nipples, clit, cock) during foreplay. Some useful learnin’ here, especially for those who are curious about how people feel about foreplay and how to make it better. But the one thing I noticed the most was that...
answering your email
Louis wrote: I tried the “feather-light” touches last night. Wow! I really didn’t expect her to react like that. Thanks! You see? Knew I wasn’t the only woman in the world who turns into a moaning, writhing mass when a man justbarelytouches, skimming just his fingertips along my clit over and over. Honestly, guys, give it a try. She’ll be begging you for more, and...
my teenage fantasies
I promised I’d tell you about some of my fantasies—the ones I’ve used to get me off, past and present. Tonight I’ll delve into the past. When I was a teenager, one of the sexiest things I could ever imagine happening to me was being grabbed by a gang of boys and thrown into the back of a van. They’d tie me up, spreadeagled, standing against the back wall of the van...
what gets you off?
Everybody uses something to get themselves off, at least some of the time. Some people play back memories of sex they’ve had, others fantasize about sex they’d like to be having. Still others look at magazines, watch porn, spy on their neighbours having sex, read a sexy story or book, you get the idea. My first external source (i.e. not fantasies) was when I discovered my...
the sexless marriage, redux
It is constantly amazing and deeply saddening to me to know that one of the most popular pages on this site (via search engines) is my post from last year called the sexless marriage. Sad enough that I opened up comments on the post, figuring maybe someone would want to talk about it. And sure enough, today, a lovely lady named Tammy made this comment: I am attractive and an proportional size...