I had actually intended this post for ErosBlog, but since we seem to be experiencing technical difficulties with the whole guest blogging thing, I decided to go ahead and post it here.
Y’know, if I had a penny for every spam I’ve received urging me to Enlarge My Penis Now, I’d be a rich woman indeed. And if all of those products worked, I’d be surrounded by steely long thick members. Which is never a bad place to be. But it hasn’t happened yet, more’s the pity.
One guy seems determined to figure out the story behind these products once and for all and is blogging the experience for the whole world to enjoy. He quotes the instructions from the manufacturer:
Now when you get an erection your penis will be harder, firmer, stronger and bigger than ever before you should have reached gains between 1-3 inches, if you want more size then you should continue until you get the size that you want…
Anybody other than me suddenly picturing Pinnochio’s nose?
I’ve often wondered if there’s any “Pinocchio Porn” out there with him in a 69 position with some woman. “Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!” LOL!!
Funnier still, thanks to Sunshine, we’re now the #3 result on Google for Pinnocchio porn…
http://www.google.com/search?q=pinocchio+porn
LOL!!!!!!!!
the thing is those guys dont get,harassing people never works,and it means never not not today or tommorow,especially if you try to sell something.
You mean it’s not going to enlarge my penis? Darn…
Notice how some come with a money back guarantee? I’m tempted to buy it and return it just to piss the spammers off… with a very blatant “Sincerely, HEATHER”… but with my luck they’d go out of business and I’d be left explaining to my bank why I need them to reverse charges on a penis enlargement cream…
Speaking as an 19 yr old male i would have to say i think the people spamming about getting a bigger penis are the ones that actually need the pills and cream…What ever happend to the “It’s not the size that counts it’s the way you use it”…qoute?
I believe you are born with what you have so get used to it.
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Merely fact-minded sciences make merely fact-minded people. by texas hold’em
You’re either born with it or not.
And yes, size does matter!!!